That anal toy seems like a champion

Hello lovely, hi, how are you? Good, good. Well, you know your useless brother? He's

away again unfortunately. Yeah, I know, he's always away, he's bloody useless, absolutely.

Well, unfortunately my washing machine's broken. I know, and I don't know when he's going to

be back. Would you be able to pop over and bring your tool kit with you? Would that be

alright? Fantastic, oh you're a star. Thank you so much. Looking forward to seeing you